Is sarcasm your first language? We get it! But we bet you aren’t always sarcastic. Hey, you gotta sleep sometime!


Protect your tabletops from scratches and water damage with these high-quality, extra thick cork coasters. Built to last and preserve the condition of your home furnishings, these coasters also act as a fun accent to your decor. Unique bold design on 1 side of the coaster – all 4 coasters have same design. High quality laser etched design onto the coasters – no cheesy decals here!


COASTER TEXT: I'm Not Always Sarcastic. Sometimes I'm Asleep.

I’m Not Always Sarcastic. Sometimes... - Round Cork Coasters – Set of 4

    • Set of 4 coasters
    • Durable cork construction
    • Great gift idea!
    • Unique bold design on 1 side of each coaster – design is same on all 4 coasters
    • Proudly designed, printed and shipped in the USABottom of Form

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