Look. Face it. If this last year has taught us anything it’s that many people SUCK! Mean people suck. People who assume things about you suck. Haters suck. Racists suck. Politicians suck. People who censor you suck. Willfully ignorant people suck. People who claim to be your friend only to unfriend you because of your politics suck. Your neighbors who intentionally blow leaves on your side of the yard suck. Heck, your in-laws, boss and co-workers probably suck too, LOL 🤣. Empower yourself with this bold statement of “YOU SUCK” anytime you want people to know how you feel, without having to waste your time or breath actually telling them. OR give it as a gift to anyone who SUCKS!


Make a bold statement. This practical, stylish, high-quality, 100% polyester tote bag is available in three sizes - small 13 inch in the color grey, medium 16 inch in the color black, and large 18 inch in the color red. It's perfect for trips to the store, library, or just to use out on the town. High-quality sublimation printing on the front side of the bag makes the perfect statement.


Love this design? Check it out on our other products including unisex long sleeve tee, mug & a button pin! Just type in "suck" into the search bar at the top!



You Suck - Tote Bags

    • 100% Polyester body - Extremely strong and durable synthetic fabric that retains its shape and dries quickly
    • Reinforced stitching on handles - A second row of stitching to make the seams stronger
    • Boxed corners - Front and back sides are sewn together by creating extra space on sides which adds more room
    • Black cotton handles
    • Black lining
    • High quality sublimation printing on one side of the bag (the front side) makes the image a part of the bag (no cheesy decals here!)
    • Proudly designed, printed, and shipped in the USA

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